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Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily


Monday's quote
"The source is where you have to start when looking into a problem."
- Sr. Developer Lioiol, 1995

Tuesday's quote
"Over eating is just another addictive behavior that people need to kick. Now will someone please get me another drink?"
- Dr. White, 1961

Wednesday's quote
"A level head is perfect for balancing a beer on."
- Sam P. Abustar, 1984

Thursday's quote
"Darkness falls upon the land, for it is night."
- Mehtzal, 823

Friday's quote
"Never carry an umbrella, when you have an awning to stand under."
- Margret P. Hollis, 1996

Saturday's quote
"As we march out, we will listen to the siren's song of battle, but eventually we will have to the question that asks why."
- Briggider Whallis, 1937

Sunday's quote
"She told me to fill her up, and so I did."
- The Exciting Career of Gas Attendance, 1961

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Bar fly
2014-05-05
Remove R Comic (aka rm -r comic), by Gary Marks: Bar fly Dialog: I just got the Belgian flight, and I can't wait to seem Belgium. Panel 1 Swift McGee: I jus... I jus do'n get it.. I keep get'n flights, bah I never seem 'ta get annywhere


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comic dialog: I just got the Belgian flight, and I can't wait to seem Belgium.

Panel 1
Swift McGee: I jus... I jus do'n get it.. I keep get'n flights, bah I never seem 'ta get annywhere
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Flights
Gary
Well, at least this way, you never miss your flight, that is, unless you're too drunk to reach it. And, of course, there are no layovers, unless someone takes advantage of you while you're passed out. But, at least, you don't have to worry about baggage, except the baggage you take with you, and the baggage you pick up from any one taking flights with you. However, you definitely don't have to deal with security, unless you count the security in the bar that drags you out back to sleep it off behind a dumpster, where a hobo finds you and makes sure you have your layover.
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