Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Monday's quote "We will succeed, because we are like the gears in a clock working tightly together. An unstoppable machine, more capable than any other. Until someone invents a frictionless system." - Looking Ahead, 2005 A.D.
Tuesday's quote "If my mind is elsewhere, how are we having this conversation?" - Charles Miller, 1964 A.D.
Panel
Floppy: Well, our illustrious creator is off learning how to scissor kick, or something crazy like that, and he left me here to entertain you. I guess a poor little white belt's not enough for him anymore. Maybe it's true what they say, once you go black, you never go back.
At summer camp Gary
I'm currently at summer camp, so enjoy the wise ramblings of an old white belt.
Chicago Comic Con Gary
Just a reminder, the first 30 people who come to my booth at Chicago Comic Con, August 8th-11th, and say "Jacob sent me" will get a free "thanks for reading" goodies bag. I'll try and remember to keep posting this until Chicago Comic Con, and I look forward to meeting some of you.